Blog virgin

Yes, it means what it says folks. I have never in my life blogged before, but apparently I have enough going on in my mind that my awesome friends think I should be partaking in this whole blog thing, so here I am. You might all be wondering a little about who I am. So, here it goes. Don't judge me monkey. I was born and raised in a small town. I still live in said small town. I also work here. It's a little Italian restaurant that has more personality than most people are born with. I still don't know much Italian from the almost 2 years I've been there, but the words/phrases i do know would make the Pope blush like a little school girl. We have a good time for the most part and i have made some of the best friends while working there. We all get treated like family. It's a curse and a blessing all in one. The girls that i work with are extremely awesome. You can start the jealous feelings now if you'd like. I will be cocky about this because we are more entertaining than Charlie Sheen's meltdown, sorry bro. It's a small little group of girls who actually aren't stupid, don't care what others think, witty as hell and just downright fucking winners. Oh, by the way, if you get offended by language or politically incorrectness, take yourself somewhere else and don't read my thoughts because I can guarantee I'll offend you at one point or another. So, like i said, i work in the restaurant industry. I have ever since i was 16 and I'll be sure to write more on that and the ignorant turds who indulge themselves on coming out to eat in public and making my shift irritating. I have plans of getting a big girl job sometime in the future, but right now this pays my bills and I like the people I work with. A rare thing these days. Hmmm...what else about myself. I like going out with the ladies and making fun of others while we are doing this. I also enjoy randomly humping strangers. It's exhilarating and everyone should try it. Just like one of my other friends said, we enjoy making everyone feel awkward, a girl that I work with is a champ at doing this. It's the most amazing thing to sit back and watch, much like a Britney Spears concert or something.  I like most things non-girly. This doesn't include our borderline lesbian action we create, because, well, that's sort of girly. I curse like a sailor also. With that being said...my ladylike skills go out the window with a vocabulary of that nature. My accent can give you some insight into where I'm from. However, don't use that against me and call me a hillbilly or stupid because that will result in a ball sack being ripped off or a swat to the twat. You have been warned. I like to think that I have more common sense than most people and I think things through entirely to much. It's a gift and a curse. Traveling is something I really enjoy and I'd like to do more of it in the future. If my friends and I could travel everywhere together, the world might not hold as many stupid people after we get ahold of them, but then we wouldn't be so rare anymore, so scratch that. I really can't think of anything else at the moment because I'm torn between the selfishness of telling you who I am, or getting ready for work. I suppose I'll choose the second. I'm sure you'll get to hear all about that in the near future, so sit tight kids. I have many opinions about many things...once again, a curse and a blessing. I seem to have a lot of those, hmmm, but thanks to my friends suggesting I do this, you'll get to hear me bitch about all sorts of things. No need to hide the excitement, I can feel it coming through my computer. I'm actually really looking forward to it, so thanks in advance to anyone who reads this.